I’ve been watching your most recent moves as pinned on FACEBOOk and I must admit, Life is sweet..as you put it YOLO!
With life been so nice, help me unravel this..
You see, it’s October
2017, and you are not getting any
younger. You have a life ahead of you
and time is wearing out so fast. I have
seen you since the year began, posting your clubbing photos on
Facebook, talking about how the bash rocked, how you wanna get yet another
tattoo, how you want to pierce your
navel, lips, tongue and equivalents.
My dear friend,
that may be fine. But did you realize that time is flying and soon, you’ll be fit for marriage, sooner than you admit, you shall be already late???
Some facts are too deep but must be treated with the importance they carry.
No man wants to date a woman who has
tattooed her body all over. From neck through breasts to unmentionables.
I’ve no problem with your tattoos, but how will
you even breastfeed your child with your “scratched” bosom?
wants to pick you to/from a club, takeyou home and call you his wife. If one so does, chances are that she’ll go back there anytime and any man could as well house her.
On contrary, if he picks you/her out of your mother’s house,
He won’t mind if you go back there when you fall out because he willalways come back for you, out of the love we’ve shared.
always the first to update, “Thank God
it’s Friday(TGIF), leo form ni gani???” You want to rave and celebrate
every Friday. But if I ask you what
exactly you are celebrating, you won’t
even explain. Some will be quick to
say, “I’m celebrating my life.” Does it mean the rest who are not ‘celebrating’ are dead???
If you want to
party every Friday, try and achieve
something every week, that is worth celebrating every Friday. That
reminds me, as you are busy doing the
famous “duck face” pose on Facebook,
someone somewhere is uploading her
graduation photos on the same Facebook. As you are busy
talking about you Bluemoon and famous mzinga,
someone somewhere is talking about
her forthcoming exams and their business deal impending. As you are
busy listening to Beyonce telling you
“dump that broke dude and live
independently as a single lady,” always
remember that she lives in America,
not Africa, and is happily married to
Jay-Z. As you are busy exposing your body on Facebook,